aneous asked: Hey could you humiliate me on a daily basis. I've got a small penis and I love when girls make fun of it. Also I like being compared to bbc
Humiliate you on a daily basis? How much are you willing to pay for that?
hungscotsman asked: Women like you seriously turn me the fuck on.
Mmm, a hung Scotsman….the feeling is mutual!
Anonymous asked: My bf bugs me for a threesome with another girl all the time. I might be OK with it but want to do it on my own terms. So now I tell him I'll do it if he brings a friend home and they both pull down their pants in front of me, whack off and measure their dicks for my camera. I doubt it will happen but I think he's probably trying to determine which of his friends has a smaller dick than him. Bwahahaha. If only for this alone (the idea of him worrying about his pal's cock size) its been worth it.
Lol, that’s pretty funny. You should bring the guy home, preferably one that you know is a lot bigger.
Anonymous asked: in the last few months my girlfriend has occasionally made remarks and when we argue about the size of my dick. she always used to orgasm when we has sex but it came out during an argument it was all her faking. basically i didn't want to loose her so i brought a 10in dildo, but since then i never get to enter her i jut get a half hearted blow job. is there anything you can suggest that can could help me get back to havin sex with her? i dont want to end up eaten ass for every bj tho :)
If she’s not into it there’s not much help I can give you.
Anonymous asked: My dick is literally exactly average so I dont have any real hangups about it and my wife tells me about guys much smaller and much larger than me, from her past. Both turn me on. When she wants to be cruel she measures it and says "Yup, its average. Who aspires to average? Who wants to be average?" and then calls it my "little mediocrity", forcing me to tug it until it shoots a load on my own stomach. Once she made me aim for my own face. That was very humiliating.
Humiliating but enjoyable, right? You sound like you have a fun marriage.
jdmharley asked: So seriously... I been on here for awhile now and I am curious. What is the average cock size?? From what I see on all these sights the average is much higher Then they would have us men think. Just curious on your take.
Do you think there’s some global conspiracy to conceal the real data on human penis size? There are hundreds of studies showing what the actual averages are. The big cocks you see on the internet are there because they are big, so you’re not getting a true representation.
Anonymous asked: my gf's college roommate was over this past weekend and she's totally into big cocks. sunday morning when i was sleeping she playfully asked my gf if i had a big dick and my gf brought her in the bedroom and pulled the sheets off me. you should have seen the look on her face - a combo of amazement, excitement, and the slightest hint of fear. my gf was showing me off but she doesn't like to share. how do i convince my gf to let her old roomie in on the fun, i can't get her face out of my head
If she’s really not into the idea then it’s not the kind of thing you should be pressuring her to do. However, you could offer to reciprocate by having a threesome with another guy too. If that idea does not appeal to you then you might just know how your gf feels.
Anonymous asked: miss you. hope all is well. hurry back....-mp
Anonymous asked: Is size your only concern? Do you have a preference as to whether a man is intact or circumsized? What do you prefer a guys balls to be like?
Would prefer the guy to be uncircumcized, but not to the extent that I would turn down a big cock just because it lacked a foreskin. As for the balls, I’m not that bothered.
Anonymous asked: I'm a 15 year old and my dick is just over 7 inches and about 2.3 inches wide, am I good for my age?
Firstly, you shouldn’t be reading this blog! But yeah, you’re very good. ;)
Anonymous asked: favorite time of day to wrap your hands, and i do mean handss, around a big one? mp
Any time of day is good for that.
Anonymous asked: I'm a bit overweight but not by much but mostly I find it hard to meet guys because I live in a small town and am shy. So I webcam a lot and two things I've noticed have started to bother me. One is that guys are often rude about my pubic hair and two when I masturbate they always want me to taste myself from my fingers or hairbrush. So I would like to ask if you could make the loser guys here jerk off and eat their own cum. They never will for me even though I get told to all the time.
Any loser jerks reading this who feel like eating their own cum? The first to write in will win a prize.
Okay, there’s no prize.
malakkag asked: My friend Luke and his wife Anna invited me and one of Anna's girlfriends to a house he rents each July in Mykonos. They plan to try to hook me up with Anna's friend [we both just got divorced]. The problem is it that Luke and Anna are basically nudists. I am panicking because how can a woman look at a guy like me who is smaller than average [about 1.5" flaccid and 5" erect] standing next to a guy that looks to be more than 6" flaccid [who knows how big it gets hard] and not be disappointed?
Well first of all it’s not like you have to get naked. You could just go for it on the other hand and revel in the fact that you’re being compared negatively to a superior male specimen.
Anonymous asked: My girlfriend calls me twig dick and tells me stories about her ex boyfriend who she calls Monster Dick. She calls him Monster Dick to her friends when telling stories about him, too. So they know I'm smaller. She doesn't call me twig dick in public, luckily. Or at least that I know of. Yet. I dread the day she does. I would be devastated if people knew about my size problem.
Would you really be devastated or does the idea turn you on?
Anonymous asked: Would u like to suck my BBC
British Broadcasting Corporation?